Hello and welcome to our brand new website.
We have put a lot of effort into providing you with the most comprehensive information we can. (Our techie even made us stand
out in the midday sun and climb trees for our
But in our excitement to release the new site, we have decided
to open it to one and all while we continue to fill in our content and iron out the last few glitches. After all, if we waited until it was complete, it would never be released.
So we hope you will be patient while we continue to add content, and our resident geek continues to make final tweaks and improvements.
If you notice anything hinky with the site, I’m sure he would appreciate you dropping him a line on email@example.com.
(aka The resident geek)